Follow these instructions and
your life will be full and happy.
1. Go to School2. Go to University
3. Get a good job*
4. Marry a pretty girl
5. Get a nice house**
6. Rear well behaved kids
7. Save up for your pension
8. Retire early so that you can finally live how you want***
*The aim is to amass more than you'll ever need
**Because you need a bigger place to store everything you don't need
***Because there is no way you could have done this earlier
Until you have it all,
you won't be free.
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