Wassa-B?!
Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?
Fo Drizzle!
Who is the coolest guy in the hospital?
The Ultra-Sound Guy
Who is the Second coolest guy in the hospital?
the hip-replacement guy
Who is the Third coolest guy in the hospital?
the RAD-iologist
How does snoop dog clean his clothes?
BLE-ACH! (said with gangster swagger) ;)
How does snoop dog wash his car?
His hoes
What are marios jeans made out of?
Denim Denim Denim (mario underground theme)
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Rough!
What did snoop dog say when he saw 50-cent's sweater?
Gee-You-Knit?!
Two cows in a field, one says "moo", the other's exclaims "AH man! I was about to say that!"
Two fish in a tank, one says to the other "do you know how to drive this thing?!"
Two muffins in an oven, one says "Cor it's hot in here!", the other shouts "AHH a talking muffin!"
7 dwarves in a shower all feeling happy, happy left so they started feeling grumpy
Which are the funkiest animals?
brown-chicken-brown-cow! (bowchickabowwow)
What do gay horses eat?
HAA-AYYY
What comes before Part B?
PAAARRTTAYYY!
Billy was a chemists son,
but now he is no more,
what he thought was H2O
was H2SO4!
What is a chickens favourite composer?
BACH!
What do Mozart and Beethoven turn into when they die?
de-composers.
Whats brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre
The calendars days are numbered
Today I crossed a road
then I walked into a bar
then I screwed in a lightbulb
then I realised, my life is a joke!
Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkly?
cos if they were small white and hard, they'd be paracetamol
Knock Knock
Who's there?
I eat p
I eat p-who?
ha.
What do you get if you throw a piano down a mineshaft?
A-Flat Minor
What cheese is just not your's?
NOT-YO CHEESE! (nacho)
What did the egg say to the saucepan?
it'll take me a while to get hard, i just got laid by a chick
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar and the giraffe goes and lies on the floor.
the barman asks, "whats that lyin' there?"
The man replys "thats not a lion! thats a giraffe!"
Two cats on a hot roof, which falls off first?
the one with the smallest μ ('Mew' Coefficient of friction)
I have a dream, a dream of a better world. That one day chickens may cross the street and not have their motives questioned.
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